Just a bit of light relief.... Foo songs for Coronavirus.
Poppy4580
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Home - self quarantined
Enough Space - make sure people are separated by 3 meters at all times
The Line - at the grocery store for toilet roll
I Should Have Known - that people would panic buy toilet paper, they always do.
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Empty Handed (so put some soap in it and wash for 20 seconds)
Congregation (recommend avoiding until this blows over)
The Feast and the Famine (opening time at the supermarket)
Hey, Johnny Park! (cover your damn mouth when you cough!)
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I was hoping for some Foo song verses that were 20 seconds long though. :D
Come on....you know Dave can take any chorus and make it 20 minutes long.
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New Way Home - to specially avoid public transport and areas of mass population
Everlong - that’s how long I’ve been in this line for toilet paper
Kiss The Bottle - but only if you sanitize it first
Friend of a Friend - that’s how I caught it.
I've been doing the end of monkey wrench whilst washing my hands.
One last thing before I quit etc
Times like These and These Days says it all really...
My Poor Brain - trying to take in all the information about it 🤯
See You - in 6 months if it’s slowed down
Breakout - obvious
Outside - don’t go, it’s dangerous
Outside 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This Is A Call (because I can't come into the office)
The Pretender (any colleague who decides to "self-isolate")
The Neverending Sigh (every time something else is cancelled).
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Brilliant.
Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you (x4)
A Matter of Time - before I start coughing
Alone + Easy Target - for COVID-19
Good Grief - no toilet paper left
How I Miss You - meds delivery van bringing us lots of goodies
Make it Right (follow health professionals instructions)
Walk (go for many to stay sane, active and upright)
Normal (there has never been such a thing, but we crave what we thought it was)
Stranger Things Have Happened (I'm not so sure right now)
On the Mend (the world will be soon)
Kids in America (many refuse to believe the significance of this)
In the Clear (it will happen and feel so refreshing)
Subterranean (until then...)
There never seems to be enough TOIIIIIIII. TOILET ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL.
That's when I found Lily, wiping with her socks.
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But also 🥺